Yes, you really DO have to be out of your mind to sign into this wacky religion. But then, after you read this amazing document you discover that if you ARE indeed out of your mind you don’t really qualify to to participate. The ultimate religious CATCH 22.
PLEASE CHECK THIS DOCUMENTS OUT … I’ve interpreted what they REALLY say below:
HERE IS THE “Scientology for Dummies” VERSION OF THIS DOCUMENT:
1. I realize I’m an idiot for even remotely considering a relationship with these lunatics.
2. I agree that psychiatry is bad because they are among the few professionals that know Scientology is hogwash. And I agree to some weird process called the Introspection Rundown that includes the risk of unknown injury, loss, or damage resulting from my decision. It’s O.K., I trust you bozos.
3. I will never sue any of the snake oil sales reps involved in this bogus entity and if my mind gets totally screwed up in the process, it’s all my fault … and the psychiatrists of course.
4. Finally, I really REALLY want to participate in this wacky spiritual assistance and am signing this legal document from Hell that absolves you freaks from any and all damages that are likely to occur because of my irresponsible choices in life, including this one.
SIGNATURE OF PARENT OR GUARDIAN, IF A MINOR (WHAT???)