Kirstie Alley tries to shed those pounds … again!

Posted: April 7, 2014 in Celeb action
Tags: ,
It's been reported that Kirstie put on around 35 extra pounds since getting her new show. Well hey, it must be harder to loss weight than to get rid of the cocaine habit!!

It’s been reported that Kirstie has put on around 35 extra pounds since getting her new show. Well hey, it must be harder to loose weight than to get rid of the cocaine habit!!

Inconsequential spokesperson for the New & Improved Scientology Weight Loss program is going to have another go at it. Kirstie Alley seems to have an overwhelming gravitational attraction for those pesky engrams. But the big questions is this: is Kirstie just not far enough up the Bridge to be able to exploit the incredible power of the mind? Inquiring minds want to know!

Kirstie … here’s a hint. Ditch the worthless Scientology hocus-pocus and just push away from the table. And maybe get a rebate on those millions you’ve given to the Scilons and buy yourself a lifetime supply of meals from Nutrisystem. Seriously? Jenny Craig?

UPDATE: Here’s a curious list of all the cool things that Kirstie has achieved in her quest to be “Clear” as an OTVII … so we ask the question again: “WHY DO YOU NEED JENNY CRAIG?” Just saying.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s