PseudoScientology

EDITOR NOTE: But at least he knows they’re coming for him. Or at least he OUGHT TO KNOW, since he’s a student of ALL religions and certainly is an expert. But wait, he says he’s a CHRISTIAN!?? What the #@%*#!! Raised in a Baptist household, this is the same guy who said recently about his wacky friend’s religion … “I’ve talked to Tom about it. (There’s) lots of incredible, wonderful concepts (but, my wife) Jada and I don’t necessarily believe in organized religion.” But then, combine that with this comment, and you have a simple mathmatical concept … “…ninety-eight percent of the principles [in Scientology] are identical to the principles of the Bible.” O.K. — I get it! SCIENTOLOGY = CHRISTIANITY (within 2% commercial tolerance). Nice one, Will … you’re a student of “WHAT” again?

Will Smith says just because he’s a Friend of Tom doesn’t mean he’s a Scientologist … not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Smith tells Rush & Molloy, “You don’t have to be Jewish to be a friend of Steven Spielberg. You don’t have to be a Muslim to be a friend of Muhammad Ali. And you don’t have to be a Scientologist to be a friend of Tom Cruise.” So what is Smith, anyway? “I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions.”

More.