PseudoScientology

But who are we to judge? We’ll gladly take your money TOO! (Just use the Amazon “Click To Give” button in the sidebar). Heaven knows we could use it to buy groceries and put gas in the car. (come on brother … can you spare a TWENTY?).

Money … ya gotta have it. Or you’ve got to have a service, skill or product that someone else is willing to exchange THEIR money for. But what would you do with a lot of it? I’m talkin about MORE THAN A SUITCASE FULL OF IT? If you had control of an ENDLESS SUPPLY of money, what would you do with it? Well, if you were David Miscavige, Commander of the Scilon Federation, you might use it to play the stock market or buy into oil wells, you might do a little gambling with it, and you would definitely spare NO EXPENSE when it came to the “Keep Tom Cruise Happy Fund.” I can’t even imagine how much of that TAX-FREE money is spent on entertainment expenses. And you Scientologist faithful are content with bankrolling this stuff. Somebody PLEASE tell me what you think you’re paying for … er, I forgot, your money goes to the Church as CHARITABLE CONTRIBUTIONS (wink-wink).

Phooy (sp). That’s “spelling,” not Supressive Person! Just kidding. How about we change gears and have a little entertainment of our own (for free)? We found a really cool video on the Secrets of The Dollar Bill. Conspiracy theorists, get yourself some popcorn and a COLD ONE. Enjoy the movie! CLICK MORE TO SEE THE MOVIE. (more…)

David Miscavige elevates the term “terminological inexactitude” to a respectable status!
[when using this link, see second story down on the Fox News site]

EDITOR NOTE: We’ve seen this video before but were unaware that Miscavige had referred to Ms. Simmons as a distributor of The Way To Happiness. Seems as though she has a little problem with that … as her publicist says, “We have nothing to do with this.” We all SHOULD have a problem with that. Truth just seems too elusive a concept for the Church of Scientology to wrap their collective head around. And speaking of wrapping your head around something … try to pay close attention to Miscavige’s dialogue leading up to the mention of Ms. Simmons … if ever there were self-authenticating proof of criminal stupidity, this would be the evidence admitted in court!

Kimora Lee Simmons — celebrity designer, ex-wife of Russell Simmons and great beauty — is not happy with Scientology.

On Thursday, we had to call her press person and inform her that Kimora is being featured in a new Scientology promotional video. The sect’s chief, David Miscavige, can be seen in the video telling followers that Simmons has been distributing the group’s “Way to Happiness” propaganda pamphlet in New Jersey and Los Angeles.

The news that Simmons is somehow involved in Scientology comes around the six-minute mark in the eight-minute video posted at YouTube. CLICK “MORE” FOR THE VIDEO AND ADDITIONAL COMMENTARY! (more…)