FREE OT III CERTIFICATE March 13, 2008
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Scientology group stops guidebook mailings March 13, 2008
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So … what do you think Mr. Einstein? Any comments on how these books were distributed by The Way To Happiness Foundation? “Sure, Mr. Hunter … Anyone who doesn’t take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.” Do you consider this to be a smart move on their part? “No … quite the oppostite - the difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
Officials received unsolicited copies
By Rachel Hatzipanagos | South Florida Sun-Sentinel
March 11, 2008
Highland Beach - A group that sent out thousands of unsolicited copies of a guidebook promoting Scientology precepts is ending the practice after receiving hundreds of complaints from elected officials.
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard wrote the 64-page, soft-cover book titled The Way to Happiness: A Common Sense Guide to Better Living. (more…)
Scientologists call out bomb squad: Bible blown to bits March 13, 2008
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ST. PETERSBURG – A Tampa Police Department bomb squad detonated a suitcase containing a Bible, clothing and personal items behind a Church of Scientology building.
The Church of Scientology reported a suspicious package behind its building at 336 1st Ave. N. in St. Petersburg, police say.
The squad blew up the package just after 5 p.m. Proffit said it contained a Bible, clothing and personal items.
Scientology lawyers in tears: The report of the suspicious package came this afternoon at about the same time Pinellas-Pasco Circuit Judge W. Douglas Baird denied an injunction the church sought to stop the Internet-based group Anonymous from protesting outside Scientology’s headquarters in Clearwater this weekend.
So … what do you think Mr. Einstein? Any comments on how these books were distributed by The Way To Happiness Foundation? “Sure, Mr. Hunter … Anyone who doesn’t take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.” Do you consider this to be a smart move on their part? “No … quite the oppostite - the difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
Scientology lawyers in tears: The report of the suspicious package came this afternoon at about the same time Pinellas-Pasco Circuit Judge W. Douglas Baird denied an injunction the church sought to stop the Internet-based group Anonymous from protesting outside Scientology’s headquarters in Clearwater this weekend.








