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Finally … stress relief that really works! February 17, 2008

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STRESS ERASER
The Short Bridge to Total Freedom

Let’s face it … auditing can really take its toll on you. Especially at the higher OT levels. And if you’re facing a round of Sec Checks, wow … you’re gonna break out in a cold sweat! I mean, stress is a common phenomenon in modern life — that’s the reason you got into Scientology in the first place! You already know that your mind plays a pivotal role in your physiological parameters, that is, the heart, blood pressure, and muscle tension. But until now, the only options available for relief were through those very expensive auditing sessions. Well, for all you budget conscious Scientologists out there, we’ve got GREAT NEWS!

In this golden age of technology there are many devices that L. Ron Hubbard did not have at his disposal in the early years of Scientology, and one of those devices now available is a state-of-the-art medical technology breakthrough to relieve your stress. Stress Eraser is a medical device that reverses Ergotropic Tuning, the harmful process that causes your nerves to respond faster and more strongly to stress, and thus making you more vulnerable to the dramatic effects of those nasty engrams.

Simply put, you can just kiss all that stress goodbye with the Scientologist’s dream gadget … the StressEraser. At only $299, plus S&H, this product will literally change your life … perhaps to the point where you could even choose other religious options — or even start your own StressEraser seeker group. It’s all up to you! Order now, operators are standing by.

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Also, there are many other different ways to overcome stress: for many stress balls can be handy and helpful. And for others, full-size punching bags have proven to be an effective stress relieving device. These devices combined with Magnetic Therapy have also proven to be a dynamic combination, providing maximum relief from psychosomatic illnesses plus a variety of known medical maladies.

Don’t underestimate the effects of stress on your overall health. Do something about it while you can.

We’re reaching around the world! February 17, 2008

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Here is a world map showing the locations of our last 100 visitors.
Thank you for visiting!
Hartelijk dank voor uw bezoek!
Merci de votre visite!
Vielen Dank für Ihren Besuch!
Grazie per la visita!
いただきありがとうございます!
Gracias por visitarnos!
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Stop the presses! February 17, 2008

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Voiceless sends a letter to the Church of Scientology/public and reveals more internal Co$ Secrets.

jimmy_and_perry.jpgThis is remarkable … do you know if this is true? Can anyone verify? As Perry White (editor of Daily Planet in Superman comics) would say … “Great Caesar’s Ghost!” He also didn’t like Jimmy Olsen calling him “Chief.” I wonder if David Miscavige used to call L. Ron “Chief.” Interesing question.

When high school students start asking questions, you know you’re in trouble February 17, 2008

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questions.jpgA high school student who writes for the St. Cloud Times Online Edition and is a student at Saint John’s Preparatory School, near St. Cloud, MN, has an interesting question …

Young guns: Cruise’s faith: Is it religion or just big business?

Is Scientology really just a mythical religion that causes people to get excited and jump on Oprah’s couch? Or are we missing something, ignoring an entity greater than just a newfangled 20th century religion because it doesn’t personally affect us? Are we asking enough questions about modern society and culture to even know?